Yr Royal Jetlag Gospel
- Released 2003 by Osito Records
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- My fertile hour pt.1
- My untamed split
- We envy you (!?)
- Love is a fascist invention
- Merrygoround
- Der Vogelkampf
- Oh Lord, suffocate me!
- PseudoMetalEars
- Faded Fame
- Adolescent prayer #9
- John (`round goes the merry)
- Friday
- Heroin mountains
- My fertile hour pt.2
- A toy in flames
My fertile hour pt.1 (E.Noah)
My youth my flower
My fertile hour
Coocoo hooray
My dada day
To die a thousand deaths
But still keep fit and not decay
My girl my maid
Bunny parade
To die a thousand deaths
To safely land in barns of hay
My untamed split (G.Chelofan)
My untamed split
My untamed split
It´s gonna waltz
Crying babies with trumpets bent
I feel like a knife
If you start spewing dust
I´ll refuse to speak with you and you
My untamed split
Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
With me!
A beast is I
A blade with blood
A servant belonging to the seasick thought
I wished a wish
It washed its way
Looping the valley of the inbred thought
Here am I the jaunty one
A wrecked and a wrecker I believe in me
Where are you my broken half
I live in waiting for a you and me
We envy you (?!) (G.Chelofan & E.Noah)
While exquisite egos nestle
Yawnfully I piss on your sound
Soundless, muffled, hollow dreams
Disturbes our Royal Jetlag Gospel
Now, here comes the awful truth
We´ll die to hunt your squarelings darlings
Where are we?
Here are we
Stranded by shore
Diving for pearls
Here we are
Where are we?
Diving for pearls
Stranded by shore
We envy you
While exquisite egos nestle
Yawnfully I piss on your sound
Soundless, muffled, hollow dreams
Disturbes our Royal Jetlag Gospel
Love is a fascist invention (E.Noah)
It´s all over
you´ll be like your daddy and you´ll die
having had too little fun.
It´s all over
from now on your beauty will subside
`cause you were not the one.
Love is a fascist invention
how do you like that phrase, ma?
cupid´s single pretension
is to breed a zillion - dollar race.
In a restless world like this is
love is over before it´s begun
but i´ve got a brand new thesis:
there`s thirty ways to make a good man come.
It´s all over
you´ll be like your daddy and you´ll die
having had too little fun.
it´s all over
from now on your beauty will subside
`cause you were not the one.
In a restless world like this is
love is over before it´s begun
but i´ve got a brand new thesis:
there´s thirty ways to make a good man come.
Love is a fascist invention
how do you like that phrase, ma?
cupid´s single pretention
is to breed a zillion- dollar race.
Merrygoround (G.Chelofan)
I love you very much
I love you very much
I love you very much
In my own separate way
I`d like to cuddle you
I`d like to tickle you
I`d like to be with you
In my own separate way
I feel like smelling you
I feel like touching you
I feel like sniffing you
In my own separate way
I can fly with you
I can breathe with you
I can be with you
In my own separate way
I want to bite you
I want to squeeze you
I want to hide you
In my own separate way
I will hunt you
I will take you
I will loose you
In my own separate way
Come on little girl!
to top ↑Merrygoround (G.Chelofan & E.Noah)
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Oh Lord, suffocate me! (G.Chelofan)
I´ll never live again
I´ll never love again
and I`m gone…
Riding on my nervy drone
A repeated tone In my dissonant home
Using gloom as a comfy dome
Singing with the devil
Hear me roam…
And I´m gone with the wind
And I´m gone, gone sailing with the spooks
Gone skating with the kooks
Look at me go…
Rejection is what you draw upon
Oh lord, suffocate me! Bring me back to peace
The dark drawer of mankind is caressing your mind
Oh lord, suffocate me! Bring me back to peace
The myriads of pictures swept plague of stiff screaming glass through our minds, looking like ourselves
Advantage!, but I just took It
Me, broken It
PseudoMetalEars (G.Chelofan & E.Noah)
!!!
to top ↑Faded fame (E.Noah)
Faded fame forgotten fire
like Igor and Denny and me
but we´ll return when you are bathing
and we´ll haunt your backbone and dream.
So long
we´ll meet you in the afterlife
where you and i´ll converse.
Faded fame forgotten fire
like Burton and Huston and me
but we´ll return when you are bathing
and we´ll be like Brando and Dean.
Adolescent prayer #9 (E.Noah)
Thanks to all who saved my soul
the kind caretakers at the mall
and thanks to him who saved us all
and made us realize this:
that we have got a task in life
and all is not in vain.
Oh, please maintain our childish hearts
and don´t increase our pain.
Thanks to all inside my brain.
to top ↑John (`round goes the merry) (G.Chelofan)
I gently unbutton my pants
and give old willy a happy time
a volcano Is about to erupt
old willy makes a big fountain
”Hey my name is John“
I shake your hand with my sticky fist
I love it so, but you don«t love it back
Then you get all mad
“But It´s my cute obsession”
Then you slap my face
“But It´s my sweet hobby”
I try to find a new hobby
maybe I could take the task of killing things
I take my dearest darling dog
and split him upon by his belly
“It is me your John”
“Are you still alive or are you gone to doggie heaven?”
It is very quiet…
“Hmm, his dead”
And when I killed the dog
Ohh, I really dug It
I think I´ve found myself a new sweet hobby
A new cute obsession
Then I meet you again
“Wanna see my new hobby?”
You say “ok, but keep it clean boy”
Ohh, I perform my new hobby
My new red obsession
I´m going to murder you all. Bye, bye…
to top ↑Friday (E.Noah)
Grab my prick when friday night arrives
juicy queen chew my willy
ride my pony and i`ll lick your honey
i´ll be pumping steam like some billy.
You and i could get what we deserve
come on back to my place
god damn child you´ve got them funky curves
you kinda brighten up my friday.
Heroin mountains (G.Chelofan)
He´ll talk through Jesus
I´ll eat into his haze
Schmaltz of “...” in his talk
Heroin I saw you there
Heroin Mountains where are your undertows?
Mountain I have seen your scam
I´ll diverge from your old trail
You´re not an injection
“Jesus” is my apathy and obtusion and…
My fertile hour pt.2 (E.Noah)
I fear the baby that i haven´t got
i fear it´s mother and the whole damn lot
but me, i don`t even know the score
no i don´t
so what do i keep worrying for?
When all we need is:
soft and true bliss
when all we need is true love.
but then again
but then again.
A toy in flames (G.Chelofan)
A spark with sticks
a sulfur delight
It drew its marks
A truck of joy
a toy in flames
It ate your half
It stole your like
It swept “sis” beyond
a sulfurs heated grave
It burned you alone
The blood Is coming, the blood Is com…
the ONE Is coming
habituating
Needle, tubes and blood broke through your wounds
doctors, virus, hell brought you back alive
mothers, fathers talked behind your back
virus X and roasted skin made fear
but you were strong
like an angel
with god In your hand
until you passed away
ohh, my friend
A spark with sticks
a sulfur delight
It jinxed your life
A hero you are to me
the light within my soul
I hope to see you again
sincerely yours,
M
-In memory of Kim-
to top ↑Production
Produced by Gypus Chelofan and Elijah Noah.
Artwork
Artwork by Tor Edvin Strøm.
Mixing & recording
Mixing and recording by Gypus Chelofan, Elijah Noah and Robert Jønnum.
Additional musicians
Daniel Johnston spoken word on track #4.